Merr Christmas Y'all

wishing you all fun lots and babes too. flying off to phuket monday morning, if another of those friggin tsunami(s) (is that already a plural?) strikes phuket, i may perish and not live to see my grandchildren. so i'd just like to tell you that you all rrrroocckk brrudder. i bequeath all my softball possessions (i think i still have my groin guard) to lionel han and whatever expandable cash i have towards many more dinners at cartel.

balls to you!