Merr Christmas Y'all

wishing you all fun lots and babes too. flying off to phuket monday morning, if another of those friggin tsunami(s) (is that already a plural?) strikes phuket, i may perish and not live to see my grandchildren. so i'd just like to tell you that you all rrrroocckk brrudder. i bequeath all my softball possessions (i think i still have my groin guard) to lionel han and whatever expandable cash i have towards many more dinners at cartel.

balls to you!

welcum bac

the curse of the cartel: clarence says we always hang around at the same damn spot doing nothing. at this moment, we have arrived late, eaten at burger king, and are currently bitching about where next to go

clarence, alvin, and the guy on filbert's t shirt.

eh we really gotta get both alvins filbert here man. can screw lionel cos he too busy being the mother of all softballers.

Sykpe

Yo, in case you guys didnt get my message and keep spamming...i got skype.....and i think it totally sucks compared to the one offered by google though you need a gmail account for that one....

i musty share

for your consideration please:

i can see your mother illusion. this is the WMD bomb. its like magic man. also of great entertainment value is the comments section.

not so magic 8 ball. i like the methodical, scientific procedure with which this literal dissemination of info is carried about.